Fahrenheit 221
Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene is a plastic with the rather disappointingly low melting point of 105 degrees Celsius. Yeah, I guess you’re thinking: “Why don’t you use a stainless steel hand-blender if you want to nonchalantly plunge one into boiling hot soup you doofus”. Well screw you; I don’t want one of your lame, overpriced stainless steel hand-blenders which match your ‘functional’ stainless steel kitchen work surfaces. I bet you have a Dualit Toaster. You idiot, they are obscenely expensive and ALL THEY DO IS TOAST BREAD. Yeah, I know… obviously they do other stuff like crumpets and Birdseye Potato Waffles and that, but they can’t even poach an egg at the same time as toasting. You lose.
New recruit Russell Hobbs gallantly sallies forth into the fray:
