May 20, 2010

junior distractor

With the new Junior Apprentice in full swing one can easily be distracted from eating and/or soup.  However, last night I thought it was time to tip away some left over soup which had been residing in my refrigerator for some time.  Whilst washing it down the drain I noticed a strangely familiar smell.   Who would have thought that Salami is flavoured with out-of-date roasted butternut squash and pepper soup?  “Ah ha, it all makes sense now!”  I hear you gasp as you mentally recall trips you’ve made to the delicatessen counter only to interrupt an embarrassed employee gently massaging a dark orangey substance into a length of Salami under the counter.