the freshosity of soup in a moleskine wrapper
The freshosity of soup can be expressed thus:
f = t < 30
Therefore, if you are willing to accept this as an explaination for anything you are probably someone who aspires to publish lists.
Here is the freshosity list:
1) fridge
2) clean knife
3) relative speed of chopping
Likewise, you may well have a penchant for a Moleskine, for which I have provided a handy link. Make sure you jot that list down as soon as your Moleskine arrives, you have to dissipate its freshosity somehow or another. Did you know that academics have proven that 89% of lists penned in Moleskines around the world are: fanciful, irrelevant to everyday life, bunkum, and largely borne out of an immediate need to look thoughtful and intelligent whilst considering the view from a train carriage window?